Test turkey

"Matsayz" (matsayz) 11/13/2016 at 18:09 • Filed to: None

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So I bought an electric fryer on Amazon fro $129. It will supposedly fry a 20LB turkey... I’m testing it with a 7LB bird, I’ve got a 14LB for actual T-day. Not bad so far but either the bird wasn’t fully thawed or this thing is “off”... supposed to be 28mins for this 7LB turkey and I’m on like 39mins.

Good thing I did a test turkey.

My citroen won't start > Matsayz 11/13/2016 at 18:13

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For all your frying needs**

** I demand explanations

Matsayz > My citroen won't start 11/13/2016 at 18:14

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**for yuuuuuuge turkeys and shtuff...

My citroen won't start > Matsayz 11/13/2016 at 18:16

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Is there no stupid disclaimer for those “**”?

*may not fry every single thing

*please don’t fry children.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Matsayz 11/13/2016 at 18:17

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Remember to not fry turkeys indoors. You are going to set stuff on fire that way.

Matsayz > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 11/13/2016 at 18:26

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This is an “indoor fryer”. Electric fryer from Butterball

Matsayz > My citroen won't start 11/13/2016 at 18:31

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My citroen won't start > Matsayz 11/13/2016 at 18:35

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I’m disappointed.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Matsayz 11/13/2016 at 18:35

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Mmmmm I do love me some silicone antifoam.

facw > Matsayz 11/13/2016 at 18:56

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TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Matsayz 11/13/2016 at 18:57

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I still don’t trust it. Also a 7lb turkey will take forever to thaw if it was frozen. That’s a pretty massive chuck of meat.

just-a-scratch > Matsayz 11/13/2016 at 19:28

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Wherever someone talks about a dryer at he I just imagine the Cornballer. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwiI9dvx_abQAhXGg1QKHZyjCeUQwqsBCCowAQ&usg=AFQjCNF1sHlk2z9QIx28jtvfnGP_UlkifA&sig2=EcSRiA2oNqim7cps6oNH-Q

nermal > Matsayz 11/13/2016 at 19:50

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Bad call. The reason why fried turkeys are better is because frying them is the most dangerous cooking method available. The danger of using the fryer, combined with the smell of fear from those witnessing the frying, causes Flavor Endorphines to be released in the turkey, thus making it taste better.

Get the cheapest fryer you can. Wobbly legs on the base cause more danger and fear, thus making the bird taste better. Just make sure the bird is thawed completely, and that you don’t do it near any flammable structures.

Matsayz > nermal 11/13/2016 at 19:58

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This guy probably owns a Mustang or Camaro...